in a worried voice says

The reds or the greens?

Two apples up in a tree were looking down on the world.

The first apple said, "Look at all those people fighting, robbing, rioting--no one seems willing to get along with his fellow man. Some day we apples will be the only ones left. Then we'll rule the world."

Replied the second runescape items apple, "Which of us--the reds or the greens?"

二：Mad man

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway.

His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the runescape accounts radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”

Herman says,“I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!”